"It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls." — Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)

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How I know George R.R. Martin has no idea what hair does:

frozenvalves:

“[Her maids]…washed her hair and brushed it out until it sprang in thick auburn curls…” (A Game of Thrones)

What the actual fuck, George? Do you know how hair works?

Obviously not.

Bitch would be looking like Hermione. Full on frizz fest. Not thick auburn curls.

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defeatof-thestarman:

Game of Thrones 2x9 - Blackwater

Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin. Now you are aware.

Agent 3Z: Fascinating and bizarre classes offered.

lickystickypickywe:

Sociology of Fame and Lady Gaga
University of South Carolina: No, you won’t get extra credit for wearing sirloin to class. As the syllabus warns, “This is not a course in Lady Gaga but in sociology; and it is not a course about Lady Gaga as much as about the culture of the fame as…